The Morning Routine:
The digital marketer starts the day with coffee… and hope.
Then opens the inbox to find:
“Why haven’t we got sales yet? The campaign started three hours ago!”
Google and the Power of AI:
Google after the latest update:
“I’m not showing your ad… but I won’t tell you why.”
Marketer: “What should I do then?”
Google: “Try meditating.”
The Overly Ambitious Client:
“I have $10, but I want to be #1 on Google and beat Nike.”
Marketer: “Sure! Let me just launch the rocket.”
After the Campaign Launch:
10,000 impressions.
3 clicks.
All from your friend’s mom testing if the link works.
Welcome to the AI Era:
ChatGPT writes the copy.
Canva designs the post.
Google tracks the results.
And you sit there wondering:
“Do I still matter in this ecosystem?”
The Types of Clients:
“Tiny budget, but I want to reach the whole world.”
“Why can’t I see my ad? I turned off my Wi-Fi.”
“My son said the color should be green.”
“The results are good… but I don’t feel the vibe.”
After the Campaign Ends:
You analyze the data, write the report, feel proud…
Then the boss says:
“Let’s get the same results next time — with no budget.”
The Truth:
Digital marketing isn’t just a job.
It’s a mix of chaos, caffeine, and comedy.
But despite everything…
We still love the game!