A Digital Marketer’s Diary in an Unfair (But Hilarious) World

The Morning Routine:

The digital marketer starts the day with coffee… and hope.
Then opens the inbox to find:

“Why haven’t we got sales yet? The campaign started three hours ago!”

Google and the Power of AI:

Google after the latest update:

“I’m not showing your ad… but I won’t tell you why.”
Marketer: “What should I do then?”
Google: “Try meditating.”

The Overly Ambitious Client:

“I have $10, but I want to be #1 on Google and beat Nike.”
Marketer: “Sure! Let me just launch the rocket.”

After the Campaign Launch:

10,000 impressions.
3 clicks.
All from your friend’s mom testing if the link works.

Welcome to the AI Era:

ChatGPT writes the copy.
Canva designs the post.
Google tracks the results.
And you sit there wondering:

“Do I still matter in this ecosystem?”

The Types of Clients:

“Tiny budget, but I want to reach the whole world.”

“Why can’t I see my ad? I turned off my Wi-Fi.”

“My son said the color should be green.”

“The results are good… but I don’t feel the vibe.”

After the Campaign Ends:

You analyze the data, write the report, feel proud…
Then the boss says:

“Let’s get the same results next time — with no budget.”

The Truth:

    Digital marketing isn’t just a job.
    It’s a mix of chaos, caffeine, and comedy.
    But despite everything…
    We still love the game!

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